You want to send him a naughty message, but what do you say? Let’s look to the world’s richest billionaire for 7 key examples of a text he won’t forget.
Grab a cup of tea because it is about to get very steamy in here.
The very important gossip
As you may have heard, Jeff Bezos had a salacious love affair with a certain Mexican mamacita.
These two little
cheaters lovebirds had quite the affair in their “older age.”
My, oh my, love is alive at 55. That’s how old the horn dog founder of Amazon was when this affair began. She was 52.
While he is known for building an eCommerce empire, he is quite the little
horn dog love poet.
Here are 7 key examples and what we can learn from his mega-rich sexts.
#1 Make sure they have a pulse
I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
First and foremost, do make sure the other person is breathing.
#2 Build suspense
I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.
Smell, breath, hold, kiss. Before you say those three little words, butter them up with other
#3 Be subtle
I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.
Surprise, surprise, he really just wants to get it on.
But we do appreciate the subtlety of not being “quite so gentle.”
#4 It’s not just physical
Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You’re meant for me.
It’s not just about her
fake big boobs.
He actually likes her for her
#5 When in doubt, exaggerate
I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It’s bigger than it’s ever been and still swelling.
If he keeps
lying going on like this, I’m going to cancel my Amazon prime account.
#6 Rinse and repeat
I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.
Didn’t he just say this in text #1 above?
Clearly running out of material, but repetition is good for emphasis.
#7 It’s not always about doing IT
You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you
This one is kind of sweet.
Note the last sentence is something they would do clothed.
(Or he just wants to do her 6 ways to Sunday like a crossword puzzle.)
Never too busy for love
I guess though what I really took away from this is that even if you run one of the largest companies in the world, you still have time for love.
(So what the hell is my problem?)
The world is not enough for some people. They always want more and seem to get it too.
All I want is just one dude.